Today at work some lady and her husband were gonna share a bowl of nachos. Husband kept saying one ingredient and the wife kept saying another, talking over eachother. I got confused and put what the husband said. Wife lost her shit and was like “I ONLY WANTED ONE OF THOSE. I SAID IT FOUR TIMES” then under her breath “idiot.”
Dude. Wtf. It’s a bowl of nachos, not nuclear weapons.
All I’m saying is I could have easily spit in your food when you weren’t looking. Don’t think I wasn’t tempted.